{"id":501,"date":"2015-03-09T09:01:04","date_gmt":"2015-03-09T16:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=501"},"modified":"2015-03-09T09:52:02","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T16:52:02","slug":"you-had-one-job-retail-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"You Had One Job: Retail Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 I’ve seen the fifth one down before, and am still amazed that no one fixed this–obviously it was part of a store reset but come on. That’s just plain wrong.<\/p>\n

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Falling Prices huh? \u00a0 \u00a0I think not.<\/div>\n
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Pan Failure<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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It’s definitely not round, wonder if it’s even aluminum?<\/div>\n
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Funny Bunnies<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Here comes the Easter Ferret!!<\/div>\n
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Banana Description<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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At least it’s accurate.<\/div>\n
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Baby’s Best<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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If there’s one thing everyone knows about babies, it’s that they love bottles. \u00a0I sure hope this gets corrected.<\/div>\n
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The Pepsi Challenge<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This is no big deal. \u00a0It’s not like cola drinkers are insanely particular about which brand they drink. \u00a0Oh, wait…<\/div>\n
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The New Avenger<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Well Buzz does look a little like the Hulk, so it’s an easy mistake.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n
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Incompatible<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Maybe a PS3 game could play on an XBox 360. \u00a0You just have to want it bad enough. \u00a0And be a wizard.<\/div>\n
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What The Fork?<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I \u00a0 What the fork?<\/div>\n
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Assassin’s Creed Hero<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Finally you can fight for the Assassins with the power of ROCK!<\/div>\n
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How Not To Stop Smoking<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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When smokers say quitting is hard, this must be why.<\/div>\n
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Drumstick Fail<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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If you don’t want your hand to get covered in fudge, you’d better grab this one by the ice cream.<\/div>\n
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These Aren’t Soft And Fluffy<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0 I’ve seen the fifth one down before, and am still amazed that no one fixed this–obviously it was part of a store reset but come on. That’s just plain wrong. Falling Prices huh? \u00a0 \u00a0I think not. Pan Failure It’s definitely not round, wonder if it’s even aluminum? Funny Bunnies Here comes the Easter Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}