{"id":448,"date":"2015-02-28T05:01:02","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T13:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=448"},"modified":"2015-02-27T15:25:18","modified_gmt":"2015-02-27T23:25:18","slug":"working-on-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=448","title":{"rendered":"Working On Holidays"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 The below is from No Help\/Not Always Working and rang so true I had to share it. \u00a0 My version usually has been:<\/p>\n

Customer–Must suck working on (Christmas, 4th of July, etc.)<\/p>\n

Me–It does, but I get time and a half so it’s not so bad.<\/p>\n

Voice In My Head–It does, but if I wasn’t working, I sure as hell wouldn’t be shopping here today…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Common Sense Takes A Holiday<\/a><\/p>\n

(Due to it being Easter Sunday, management has wrongly predicted a quiet day and we are severely understaffed. I am getting a little frustrated, especially with people making comments about our store being open.)<\/em><\/div>\n
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Customer:<\/strong> \u201cWhy are you even open? You should be at home with your family!\u201d<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> *deadpan*<\/em> \u201cWhy are you even shopping? You should be at home with your family.\u201d<\/p>\n

(The customer\u2019s eyes go wide for a split second before he chuckles.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Customer:<\/strong> \u201cTouch\u00e9\u2026 I am seriously SO sorry.\u201d *walks away*<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 The below is from No Help\/Not Always Working and rang so true I had to share it. \u00a0 My version usually has been: Customer–Must suck working on (Christmas, 4th of July, etc.) Me–It does, but I get time and a half so it’s not so bad. Voice In My Head–It does, but if I Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":450,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions\/450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}