{"id":43,"date":"2015-01-11T16:23:18","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T00:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=43"},"modified":"2015-01-11T18:25:39","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T02:25:39","slug":"not-a-very-merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"not a very merry christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_42\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drunkguy-on-xmas1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drunkguy-on-xmas1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"This actually happened in my store on Christmas Day 2013.  Drunk guy passed out in front of pharmacy.   Customer in line: &quot;Get out of the way, I need my Valium.&quot;\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drunkguy-on-xmas1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/drunkguy-on-xmas1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-42\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This actually happened in my store on Christmas Day 2013. Drunk guy passed out in front of pharmacy. Customer in line: &#8220;Get out of the way, I need my Valium.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-customer-stories","post_format-post-format-image"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions\/44"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}