{"id":307,"date":"2015-02-08T09:46:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T17:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=307"},"modified":"2015-02-08T09:46:13","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T17:46:13","slug":"stupid-is-as-stupid-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Is As Stupid Does"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stuppid.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mother-and-walmart-300x124.jpg\" alt=\"mother-and-walmart\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lady in Kentucky has named her baby in honor of her favorite store. \u00a0Darla Hart named her daughter Walma, thus making her (for now and possibly forever) Walma-Hart.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI just love Walmart. They have a great selection! Everything I need! And they\u2019ve saved me so much money over the years and have such friendly customer service that I just wanted to repay them by naming my new daughter Walma Hart.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Walmart officials were hard to reach, but did comment: \u201cWe appreciate brand loyalty and find it endearing Ms. Hart would name her daughter after our company. We are sending her $50 in coupons.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ms. Hart was so delighted by the news of\u00a0receiving\u00a0$50 in free coupons that she decided to hyphenate her last name to further honor the superstore.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt\u2019s not officially legal\u00a0yet, but I\u2019m now calling myself Darla Walmart-Hart!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This poor child will be abused and teased in school and until she gets married. \u00a0I guess in retrospect it&#8217;s fortunate her mom didn&#8217;t like shopping at Ralph&#8217;s or the convenience store Kum And Go&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady in Kentucky has named her baby in honor of her favorite store. \u00a0Darla Hart named her daughter Walma, thus making her (for now and possibly forever) Walma-Hart. \u201cI just love Walmart. They have a great selection! Everything I need! And they\u2019ve saved me so much money over the years and have such friendly <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=307\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":308,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}