{"id":286,"date":"2015-02-06T10:07:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T18:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=286"},"modified":"2015-02-06T10:07:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T18:07:49","slug":"more-great-names-for-businesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"More Great Names for Businesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a follow up to yesterday&#8217;s post of racy business names, these are mostly PG although Kum And Go is on the list. \u00a0Here&#8217;s my favorites:<\/p>\n<p>This company only will let you in if there&#8217;s been a murder.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/slideshow2\/surelock-homes.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They are closed on Wednesdays.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/slideshow2\/camel-tow.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Only an idiot would eat here.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/slideshow2\/nin-com-soup.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I doubt anyone will be robbing this truck anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/slideshow2\/dough-guys.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, but &#8220;sweet and savory&#8221; will not overcome the image I got\u00a0and make me want to eat your crepes.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/slideshow2\/full-of-crepe.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The rest of them are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/best-life\/unintentionally-hilarious-store-names?cid=socBL_20150206_40005726&amp;adbid=563541884031623168&amp;adbpl=tw&amp;adbpr=25093616\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a follow up to yesterday&#8217;s post of racy business names, these are mostly PG although Kum And Go is on the list. \u00a0Here&#8217;s my favorites: This company only will let you in if there&#8217;s been a murder. They are closed on Wednesdays. Only an idiot would eat here. I doubt anyone will be robbing <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=286\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-companies","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}