{"id":279,"date":"2015-02-05T09:55:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T17:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=279"},"modified":"2015-02-05T09:55:55","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T17:55:55","slug":"creative-business-names-warning-rated-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Creative Business Names (Warning&#8211;Rated &#8220;R&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a great list of businesses that got creative and\/or ridiculous with the names for their business. \u00a0 The list missed one though, last year when I was in the midwest I spotted this convenience store:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2013-03-08-11.32.31-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-280 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2013-03-08-11.32.31-3-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"2013-03-08 11.32.31-3\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2013-03-08-11.32.31-3-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2013-03-08-11.32.31-3-1024x577.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As it happens we needed gas so went in and the guy at the counter caught me taking photos of the sign. \u00a0Apparently it&#8217;s a regular occurrence because he then showed me a series of souvenirs I could buy &#8220;because your friends won&#8217;t believe it if it&#8217;s just a photo you show them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re easily offended you should not scroll down. \u00a0If you want to see the REALLY good ones, go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ihateworkinginretail.com\/page\/3\/\" target=\"_blank\">here.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/metrouk2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/ad_158012116.jpg?quality=70&amp;w=930&amp;h=697&amp;crop=1#038;strip=all&amp;w=1000&amp;h=750\" alt=\"26 funny, rude and ridiculous shop names that will brighten your day\" width=\"373\" height=\"279\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/metrouk2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/ad_158014333.jpg\" alt=\"AD_158014333.jpg\" width=\"373\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/metrouk2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/ad_158014329.jpg\" alt=\"AD_158014329.jpg\" width=\"380\" height=\"392\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/metrouk2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/ad_156118730.jpg\" alt=\"AD_156118730.jpg\" width=\"402\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/metrouk2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/ad_156118725.jpg\" alt=\"AD_156118725.jpg\" width=\"404\" height=\"302\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a great list of businesses that got creative and\/or ridiculous with the names for their business. \u00a0 The list missed one though, last year when I was in the midwest I spotted this convenience store: &nbsp; As it happens we needed gas so went in and the guy at the counter caught me taking <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=279\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":282,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}