{"id":2449,"date":"2018-12-22T19:32:10","date_gmt":"2018-12-23T03:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2018-12-22T19:54:22","modified_gmt":"2018-12-23T03:54:22","slug":"more-crazy-toys-that-shouldnt-be-on-the-shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2449","title":{"rendered":"More Crazy Toys That Shouldn&#8217;t Be On The Shelf"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>  In my last post I gave you 30 crazy toys that should never have found their way to the shelf.  These 15 are even crazier, although they aren&#8217;t real toys.  They were put there by a comedian named Jeff Wysaki, aka Obvious Plant, who comes up with absurd products and then leaves them in the world for unsuspecting strangers to find.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    Makes me wonder though, if anyone who found any of these actually tried to bring them to a register and buy them.  After all, who hasn&#8217;t wanted to burn down a Chili&#8217;s?????<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. Covered In Spiders Man<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.54.07-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104860\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. Please Take My Baby<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.55.57-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104862\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. Pre-Cracked Egg<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.53.15-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104859\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a>ADVERTISEMENT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. Stabby Patch Kids<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.58.17-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104865\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. Donatello\u2019s Crying Tree<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-3.02.17-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104870\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6. R2-Steve-2<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>ADVERTISEMENT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.58.55-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104866\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7.&nbsp;Stop Hitting Yourself!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.57.22-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104864\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8. A much more realistic supervillain.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.51.38-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104857\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a>ADVERTISEMENT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">9. JEGO<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-3.01.26-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104869\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">10. Small Talk: The Video Game<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.55.19-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104861\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11. The USA Doctor Dress-Up Kit<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.50.07-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104856\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">12. The Revengers<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.59.39-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104867\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">13. Trick-Or-Treat Batman<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.52.29-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104858\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a>ADVERTISEMENT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">14. Weird Dogs<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-2.56.40-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104863\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/obviousplant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">15. Burn Down A Chili\u2019s<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/awkward.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Screen-Shot-2018-12-07-at-3.00.42-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104868\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my last post I gave you 30 crazy toys that should never have found their way to the shelf. These 15 are even crazier, although they aren&#8217;t real toys. 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