{"id":2203,"date":"2017-03-05T17:57:18","date_gmt":"2017-03-06T01:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2017-03-05T17:57:18","modified_gmt":"2017-03-06T01:57:18","slug":"17-hilarious-customer-complaints-to-fill-your-work-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2203","title":{"rendered":"17 Hilarious Customer Complaints To Fill Your Work Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"story-title-container\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whispers-container\">\n<div id=\"story-gtm-pre-first-whisper-slot\">\u00a0 Today I was working in a store and a customer asked the manager for Half and Half. \u00a0The manager politely said they don&#8217;t carry it, they carry a few dairy items but that wasn&#8217;t one of them. \u00a0 The customer came back with &#8220;Well you should, that&#8217;s a basic item that EVERYBODY buys.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0In a drug store? \u00a0I don&#8217;t think so pal. \u00a0 And while that guy was a little out there, he doesn&#8217;t compare to any of these I found on <a href=\"http:\/\/whisper.sh\">Whisper<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-page-end\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-set\">\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">1<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381ff121123e0ef5c5bb17a9057c2c78905e-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"Someone complained that I wouldn't let her take money out of our tip jar to pay for her coffee \" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">2<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381ca2d70e6967d3f8a654aaa2e8d9e25c66-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"2 guys ordered drinks for some girls in the pub. When I served them, their boyfriends showed up. They got mad. At me.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">3<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381c0a93d7f9fc48a3949e5a92902d461233-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"That we should be sued for making our watermelons too heavy for elderly women to carry. (after she refused help and dropped one on the floor)\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">4<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381c24e015513aca890f8c1c2682def46c1e-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"I work in a bank. I had a person scream at me because I wouldn't just give him $40 when his account was empty. Sorry you don't have money for gas, maybe you shouldn't have bought beer.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">5<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381c35fbb07078cd4196170b9268a8476971-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"I've personally been accused of changing the internet......the entire internet. They demanded I change it back the way it used to be.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">6<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381c80d9fab5266ca3411305461d5e84337d-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"'I bought these socks here a week ago and they itch me. Can I return them?' The old lady was wearing the socks as she told me this. \" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-page-end\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-set\">\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">7<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381ca5996a2545243bd68840de1cf2ce6e19-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"i had a lady get mad we didnt have black friday deals at my work. i work at a gas station...\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">8<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381d246c1450460e504b24959bd286b46dc2-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"In a shoe store customers complained I don't know their children's feet size. When I ask them what they are they say &quot;my kid is 7 years old&quot; \" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">9<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381d311d5a32f515f0a736217f4a3fb218e2-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"i had someone complain to my manager that my hair covered part of my face while i rang them up and it seemed like i was hidding something and made her feel uncomfortable...\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">10<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381d50133d2b61c66934afc47caae275e0f9-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"I work at McDonald's and got a happy meal thrown at me cause she got a black bird toy\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">11<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381dda90f12ae435d31ccb4aed92a129d474-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"This guy wanted one single .99 cent swisher cigar, then proceeded to pull out 3 credit cards and when I told him I can't charge three credit cards for a .99 cent cigar he yelled at me.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">12<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381ed8d61973b3890635f19a4ccee080e3cb-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=5\" alt=\"When I worked at Little Caesers I had someone go off on me because we didn't sell rice. They said it was an &quot;all american food&quot; and &quot;everywhere should sell rice.&quot; Like tf seriously?! \ud83d\ude44\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-page-end\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"whisper-set\">\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">13<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/053825ce5b21c0b35f7eb6d51c14bef7edc162-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"&quot;This chair is uncomftorable. Can you get me a different one?&quot; No, all of the chairs in the restaurant are the same.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">14<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05381e2bf109852a5290f3b2d27f831284aed5-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=5\" alt=\"&quot;This is too cold&quot; they grabbed a frozen pizza out of the freezer section \ud83d\ude11\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">15<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/0538214e89ed641fa381368c1c3c9fd18f8766-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"I work in a restaurant and an adult woman ordered a children's portion for herself and then complained that it was too small.\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"story-gtm-post-whisper-slot\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"story-whisper-container\">\n<div class=\"whisper-caption-cont\">\n<div class=\"whisper-cont story-cont\">\n<p><i class=\"story-num\">16<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"whisper-img\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05382637679b0364f33f5de35e98de59a1460a-wide-thumbnail.jpg?v=4\" alt=\"Someone's brand of cigarettes changed names and yelled at me for &quot;not having them&quot; because they had a slightly different name and package \" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Today I was working in a store and a customer asked the manager for Half and Half. \u00a0The manager politely said they don&#8217;t carry it, they carry a few dairy items but that wasn&#8217;t one of them. \u00a0 The customer came back with &#8220;Well you should, that&#8217;s a basic item that EVERYBODY buys.&#8221; \u00a0 <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2203\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-stories","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2205,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions\/2205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}