{"id":2174,"date":"2017-01-21T10:37:23","date_gmt":"2017-01-21T18:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2174"},"modified":"2017-01-21T10:37:23","modified_gmt":"2017-01-21T18:37:23","slug":"stupid-things-customers-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2174","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Things Customers Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one needs very little explanation. \u00a0The one that peeves me the most is the people who get to the counter at a fast food place (note the words &#8220;FAST FOOD&#8221;!) and then take forever to decide what they want. \u00a0 As the guy says, there are probably a lot of people in line behind you that already know what they want. \u00a0It amazes me sometimes how oblivious people are to what&#8217;s going on around them, I call it &#8220;COTUS&#8221; or &#8220;Center of The Universe Syndrome&#8221; and they will continue to take their sweet time despite the fact it&#8217;s bothering others who are patiently waiting. \u00a0If you see someone with COTUS, try to get in front of them at all costs.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Stupid Things Customers Say\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2YvRiqFFfI0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one needs very little explanation. \u00a0The one that peeves me the most is the people who get to the counter at a fast food place (note the words &#8220;FAST FOOD&#8221;!) and then take forever to decide what they want. \u00a0 As the guy says, there are probably a lot of people in line behind <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2174\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-stories","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2175,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174\/revisions\/2175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}