{"id":214,"date":"2015-01-28T12:57:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T20:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=214"},"modified":"2015-01-28T12:57:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T20:57:55","slug":"i-wish-i-had-built-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"I Wish I Had Built These"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the FUN parts of working in retail is being able to build a creative display and watch it sell. \u00a0 \u00a0These, however, surpass anything I&#8217;ve ever done&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sorry kids, it&#8217;s going to end badly again.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/54\/93\/fb9a13856de7c354d46b148b17d3c0c1.jpg\" alt=\"undefined\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Whenever teens in my store are holding the red cups and ask where the ping-pong balls are, I always say &#8220;You mean the beer-pong balls? Right this way.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/54\/60\/35244e6990586d376f46add972a9d2fd.jpg\" alt=\"undefined\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Technically, I guess this isn&#8217;t false advertising.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/73\/54\/a20c02245c158b118ef5c1bdcfb69c74.jpg\" alt=\"undefined\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Either they sell a ton of beef jerky, or a lot of beef jerky ends up on the floor.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com\/32\/13\/1c7ac74e3fb024daaab3a0e5468afac8.jpg\" alt=\"undefined\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s more of them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ihateworkinginretail.com\/12-ridiculous-store-displays-totally-nailed\/\">here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the FUN parts of working in retail is being able to build a creative display and watch it sell. \u00a0 \u00a0These, however, surpass anything I&#8217;ve ever done&#8230; Sorry kids, it&#8217;s going to end badly again. &nbsp; Whenever teens in my store are holding the red cups and ask where the ping-pong balls are, <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=214\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}