{"id":2123,"date":"2016-11-30T20:37:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-01T04:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2123"},"modified":"2016-11-30T20:37:46","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T04:37:46","slug":"walmart-is-just-asking-for-it-with-this-display","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2123","title":{"rendered":"Walmart Is Just Asking For it With This Display"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate playballs. \u00a0I really do. \u00a0I hate selling them, because kids like to grab them and play with them in the store, putting displays at risk as well as customers. \u00a0(I once saw a kid nearly bowl an old lady over when he threw one and it hit her in the kneecaps.) \u00a0 But these days I bite my tongue when the kids start tossing them around like they&#8217;re at the park, because the parents don&#8217;t seem to mind and I actually hope they knock something over to teach them a lesson. \u00a0(Especially since I wouldn&#8217;t have to clean it up.)<\/p>\n<p>For fun one time I put up a sign on our playball display that said &#8220;We don&#8217;t sell drugs in your park, so please don&#8217;t play ball in our drug store.&#8221; \u00a0It didn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>But this display at a Walmart? \u00a0Might as well just put &#8220;Jump In For Savings!&#8221; \u00a0I&#8217;m sure there will be a lawsuit or two when the kiddies get injured jumping in and hitting their head on the bottom of the pool. \u00a0Personally I would have filled the pool with water first, but that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401bb09595d54970d-600wi\" alt=\"BALLS\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate playballs. \u00a0I really do. \u00a0I hate selling them, because kids like to grab them and play with them in the store, putting displays at risk as well as customers. \u00a0(I once saw a kid nearly bowl an old lady over when he threw one and it hit her in the kneecaps.) \u00a0 But <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2123\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2123"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2125,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions\/2125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}