{"id":2114,"date":"2016-11-13T07:00:50","date_gmt":"2016-11-13T15:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2016-11-12T17:21:33","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T01:21:33","slug":"26-more-weird-but-useful-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2114","title":{"rendered":"26 More Weird But Useful Products"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 Another list of useless things from Buzzfeed<\/a>, but I take objection to #7 and #21, as those are actually things that a lot of people use. \u00a0I can’t vouch for the neti pot, as I use a nasal rinser, but doesn’t everyone hang their bananas on a banana tree? \u00a0Are you people just leaving them on the dirty counter or putting them in the refrigerator like you’re not supposed to?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 #9 is sold at CVS, can’t vouch for how well it sells but it has survived three planogram revisions so it must be doing well.<\/p>\n

1.<\/span>\u00a0\u201cWhat should I get dad for Christmas this year?\u201d<\/h2>\n
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\"My<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

firebox.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Change his life here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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2.<\/span> You need these!! We all need these.<\/h2>\n
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\"You<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

End your burnt finger hell here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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3.<\/span> Dis mini sofa for your dog.<\/h2>\n
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\"Dis<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

wayfair.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Oh my goodness, look at him. Make all his lil\u2019 fluffy dreams come true here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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4.<\/span> Imagine the winter evenings.<\/h2>\n
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\"Imagine<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

amazon.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Imagine them! And, if you want, make them a reality<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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5.<\/span> Never \u201cjust put it in the cupboard\u201d again.<\/h2>\n
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\"Never<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

ideascomfort.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Genuinely useful<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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6.<\/span> It\u2019s sole purpose in life is to clean your foot, that is luxury right there.<\/h2>\n
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\"It's<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

ideascomfort.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Indulge your feet here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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7.<\/span> A tiny watering can to rinse your nose with.<\/h2>\n
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\"A<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

ideascomfort.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

It looks kind of messy, but we all get desperate<\/a> when our nose is blocked.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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8.<\/span> It\u2019ll be like you live at the cinema, honestly how cool?<\/h2>\n
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\"It'll<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

wayfair.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Create the fun house you deserve here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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9.<\/span> Want and need.<\/h2>\n
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\"Want<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Never touch the \u201cdead shower mouse\u201d again here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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10.<\/span> Up to seven cherries at a time! Imagine the jam, the pies, the crumbles.<\/h2>\n
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\"Up<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Fulfil your cherry destiny here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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11.<\/span> You could wash up forever in these bad boys.<\/h2>\n
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\"You<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Sadly these awesome gingham ones are no longer available, but you can buy floral ones here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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12.<\/span> The dream is real.<\/h2>\n
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\"The<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Bring magic into your life here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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13.<\/span> Transform a humble task into an engineering miracle.<\/h2>\n
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\"Transform<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Enrich your teabag experience here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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14.<\/span> Just don\u2019t forget you\u2019re wearing it and put your hair behind your ears.<\/h2>\n
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\"Just<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

firebox.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Turn nail pro here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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15.<\/span> Dust makes them suffocate, do the right thing.<\/h2>\n
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\"Dust<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

thebluedoordirect.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Transform the lives of your house plants here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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16.<\/span> No more pithy nails!<\/h2>\n
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\"No<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Buy your own small miracle here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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17.<\/span> This long-handled pancake pan that will make one small pancake on your fire JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED.<\/h2>\n
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\"This<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

wayfair.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

The magic starts here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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18.<\/span> Farewell tough kale stalks, farewell.<\/h2>\n
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\"Farewell<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

amazon.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

All hipsters immediately click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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19.<\/span> No more scratched floors, plus look how cute your chair is now.<\/h2>\n
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\"No<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

firebox.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Treat your chair like a member of the family here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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20.<\/span> \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af but why not?<\/h2>\n
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\"\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

You and five close friends can cook tiny stirfrys, such fun<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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21.<\/span> Now you think about it, everyone needs one of these.<\/h2>\n
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\"Now<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Except people who hate bananas, get them a mug tree instead. All other people go here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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22.<\/span> Yes, it\u2019s cheaper and easier to buy your own but which will make you prouder?<\/h2>\n
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\"Yes,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

aplaceforeverything.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

The adventure starts here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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23.<\/span> One of those things you didn\u2019t know you needed until just now.<\/h2>\n
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\"One<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

aplaceforeverything.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Make your mug a little fancier here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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24.<\/span> The next time you are making a stew you will understand.<\/h2>\n
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\"The<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

aplaceforeverything.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

All chefs go here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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25.<\/span> It\u2019s curved at the end so it doesn\u2019t tear the skin!<\/h2>\n
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\"It's<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

lakeland.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Get one here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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26.<\/span> Can\u2019t really vouch for it, but it looks exciting.<\/h2>\n
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\"Can't<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

ideascomfort.co.uk<\/a><\/div>\n

Surprise yourself here<\/a>!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 Another list of useless things from Buzzfeed, but I take objection to #7 and #21, as those are actually things that a lot of people use. \u00a0I can’t vouch for the neti pot, as I use a nasal rinser, but doesn’t everyone hang their bananas on a banana tree? \u00a0Are you people just leaving Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2116,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions\/2116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}