{"id":2006,"date":"2016-07-08T09:26:21","date_gmt":"2016-07-08T16:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2016-07-08T09:26:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-08T16:26:21","slug":"11-things-sold-on-amazon-that-you-wont-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2006","title":{"rendered":"11 Things Sold On Amazon That You Won’t Believe"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0Amazon is such a wonderful place. \u00a0 You can buy nearly everything you need on there. \u00a0 Groceries, electronics, health and beauty aids, and of course books, movies and music. \u00a0 And in case you already have everything, here’s 11 things that will make you shake your head and wonder “Does anyone actually BUY these things?” \u00a0 \u00a0Number 5 takes the cake for me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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1.<\/span> A great way to enjoy a Bloody Mary.<\/h2>\n
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Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks<\/i><\/p>\n

IDK why but buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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2.<\/span> Could this be the next Harry Potter?<\/h2>\n
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30 Years I Do Not Brush My Teeth<\/i><\/p>\n

If you give da fuq, read it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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3.<\/span> Perfect for the boy scout who can\u2019t follow the rules and leave his phone at home. DA FUQ?<\/h2>\n
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Fire-powered Phone Charger<\/i><\/p>\n

Buy it here<\/a>, I guess.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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4.<\/span> For when you want to circumcise your infant but you\u2019re not 100% sure how.<\/h2>\n
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amazon.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Infant Circumcision Trainer, White<\/i><\/p>\n

Maybe just ask someone else to do it?<\/p>\n

Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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5.<\/span> Your room looks nice, but it\u2019s missing something. Could it be this?<\/h2>\n
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Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals<\/i><\/p>\n

Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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6.<\/span> Why would you ever wear a baseball cap when THIS exists?<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Rasta Imposta Clam Hat<\/i><\/p>\n

Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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7.<\/span> Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.<\/h2>\n
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Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer<\/i><\/p>\n

Purchase it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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8.<\/span> For when you want to step up your morph suit game.<\/h2>\n
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amazon.com<\/a><\/div>\n

JustinCostume Men\u2019s Big Dick Costume Zentai Suit Funny Halloween Costumes<\/p>\n

Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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9.<\/span> When you\u2019re dry, you\u2019re dry.<\/h2>\n
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amazon.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum<\/i><\/p>\n

Take the lube plunge here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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10.<\/span> Yum!<\/h2>\n
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Human Body Fat Replica on Base, 1 lb.<\/i><\/p>\n

Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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11.<\/span> You know, to protect against spills.<\/h2>\n
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amazon.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Plastic Sheet for Body Wrap 70\u201dx108\u201d (24 count)<\/i><\/p>\n

Buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Amazon is such a wonderful place. \u00a0 You can buy nearly everything you need on there. \u00a0 Groceries, electronics, health and beauty aids, and of course books, movies and music. \u00a0 And in case you already have everything, here’s 11 things that will make you shake your head and wonder “Does anyone actually BUY these Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2008,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/2008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}