{"id":2002,"date":"2016-07-07T07:27:28","date_gmt":"2016-07-07T14:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2016-07-07T07:27:28","modified_gmt":"2016-07-07T14:27:28","slug":"the-weirdest-canned-foods-you-can-buy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=2002","title":{"rendered":"The Weirdest Canned Foods You Can Buy"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0Okay, prepare to get grossed out by a list from Guff<\/a> of things that somebody decided would be cool to put in a can. \u00a0 And if the Snickers in Tomato Sauce is a real thing, I’m hoping I never see Dove Bars with Alfredo Sauce, because I love Dove candy but I’d never be able to look at it quite the same way. \u00a0 And if your doctor says your cholesterol is too low, just chow down some Pork Brains. \u00a0 Wait, how does pork have brains?<\/p>\n

Canned Macaroni And Cheese<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Hey, Heinz! Thanks for ruining my all-time favorite food!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Burger In A Can<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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How do you even get it\u00a0out of the can\u00a0without destroying the dang thing?<\/p>\n

Throw it away and let the worms figure it out.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8 Hot Dogs<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Just imagine eight, full-length Vienna sausages! That’s eight too many if you ask me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Canned Pigeon<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Finally! You don’t have to go through all the trouble of catching a pigeon.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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PB&J<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Holy hell that is so gross. Grape<\/em> jelly?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Spotted Dick<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I’ve only eaten regular dick. Do you guys know if the spotted kind is any good?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pork Brains With Milk Gravy<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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“Milk gravy” somehow makes this even weirder. At least it’s only $1.09.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pork Brains Nutritional Facts<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Okay, so maybe pork brains taste gross. On the bright side, they have 1060% of your daily cholesterol intake, so at least there’s that.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Powdered Horse Milk<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Powdered horse milk?<\/p>\n

Neigh.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Canned Snickers<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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You think canned chocolate is gross? Here’s the kicker: “Tomathon coyce” translates to “in tomato sauce.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Canned Breakfast<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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All day breakfast: The breakfast that tastes like it’s been left out all day…at best.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Canned Chicken<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Fully cooked and covered in a slime brine. Just like mama used to make!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Canned Alligator<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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No thanks!<\/p>\n

I’m more of a crocodile man myself.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Bird’s Nest Drink<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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NOPE.\u00a0I prefer to chew<\/em> my bird’s nests, thank you very much.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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French Toast Puree<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I’ll eat French toast any way I can get it, but from a company called Thick It? I don’t think so.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0Okay, prepare to get grossed out by a list from Guff of things that somebody decided would be cool to put in a can. \u00a0 And if the Snickers in Tomato Sauce is a real thing, I’m hoping I never see Dove Bars with Alfredo Sauce, because I love Dove candy but I’d never Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2005,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions\/2005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}