{"id":1995,"date":"2016-07-01T09:09:05","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T16:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2016-07-01T09:09:05","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T16:09:05","slug":"photos-of-the-exact-moment-when-you-realize-youre-getting-ripped-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1995","title":{"rendered":"Photos Of The Exact Moment When You Realize You’re Getting Ripped Off"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0If this keeps up, I might have to start a new blog just for false advertising. \u00a0To quote Game of Thrones, “Shame!! \u00a0Shame!!”<\/p>\n

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Use The Forks<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Hey, this isn’t a ripoff. It’s just an accurate approximation of what it felt like paying for admission to any of the prequels.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Not Quite As Advertised<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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It’s not the beach ball’s fault, kid. It’s your fault for being 11 feet tall.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Nobody Likes Chocolate, Anyway<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Roommates, take note: This is a surefire way to keep your ice cream safe from anyone ever wanting to steal it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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That’s Just Nuts<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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I’m sorry, were you expecting nuts to be on the top of your brownie bar? I don’t know what would have given you that<\/em> idea…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Chili’s Bowl Ripoff<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Can you believe it? She ordered a spinach and vegetable skillet, but ended up just getting a mound of melted cheese!<\/p>\n

…Wait, hang on, that actually sounds delicious.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Inflated Packaging<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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And if proper dental hygiene isn’t your thing, try this money-saving tip: Buy a tube of this Rembrandt toothpaste, and you’ll never feel like smiling again.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Et Tu, Twinkie?<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Remember back in 2013 when we felt fortunate just being able to have Twinkies in our lives again? Yeah, those days are gone now.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hope You Weren’t Hungry<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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We’re sick of the media portraying images of unrealistic sandwich standards. All sandwiches are beautiful!<\/p>\n

…Except this one.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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It’s Going To Be A Bad Day<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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New corporate slogan: “You have no right to complain. You came to McDonald’s. You brought this upon yourself.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Score A Goal For Disappointment<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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“Sorry, honey, but we had to choose between buying a regulation-sized net or paying for your college.<\/p>\n

…Just kidding. We’re not paying for your college, either. But we are<\/i> going to Aruba!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Feeling Berry Ripped Off<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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The company that made this chocolate has been in business since 1906, which is especially impressive when you consider that not once has a single customer given them repeat business.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Everybody Loves Crust, Right?<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Pizza Hut employee: “I know they said<\/em> they wanted a pizza, but I’m pretty sure they’d rather have bread sticks. <GASP> I have just the idea!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Subway! Eat Less!<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Hey, it’s not the the size of your lunch that matters, it’s how you use it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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You Don’t Want To Know What He’s Seen<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This is why you have to seal your freezers properly. Otherwise, you risk letting in things like heat, moisture and the tortured souls of demons.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Who’s Ready For A Party?!<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Now now, all they promised was that the pizza experience would be like a party. They just neglected to mention that the party in question would be reminiscent of those you attended during your awkward middle school years.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0If this keeps up, I might have to start a new blog just for false advertising. \u00a0To quote Game of Thrones, “Shame!! \u00a0Shame!!” Use The Forks Hey, this isn’t a ripoff. It’s just an accurate approximation of what it felt like paying for admission to any of the prequels. source 2 Not Quite As Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}