{"id":1969,"date":"2016-06-15T07:32:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-15T14:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1969"},"modified":"2016-06-15T07:32:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-15T14:32:08","slug":"if-slogans-for-restaurant-chains-were-honest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1969","title":{"rendered":"If Slogans For Restaurant Chains Were Honest"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0 These are from Buzzfeed.\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 I can vouch for the first one as I just ate at Olive Garden the other night (not my choice…) and they do still add an Andes Mint after you’ve already consumed 2,500 calories of pasta and bread.<\/div>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0In regards to the last one, \u00a0yes, the East Coast can suck it, you don’t get to enjoy In & Out. \u00a0I have yet to encounter anyone who does not like their burgers. \u00a0 \u00a0In the last few years a couple other chains have tried to infiltrate California and neither has impressed me–I went to a 5 Guys Burger place and ordered a cheeseburger and they forgot to put cheese on it, and most recently went to check out Steak & Shake which has opened nearby and lifted my burger off the plate only to see a messy blob of mustard and ketchup spill out on to the plate. \u00a0The burger was greasy, thin and not at all tasty. \u00a0The shake was good but they’re going to have do a lot better to compete with In & Out, that’s what a hamburger’s all about.<\/div>\n
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Cheesecake Factory<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Auntie Anne\u2019s<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Panera<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0 \u00a0 These are from Buzzfeed.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 I can vouch for the first one as I just ate at Olive Garden the other night (not my choice…) and they do still add an Andes Mint after you’ve already consumed 2,500 calories of pasta and bread. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0In regards to the last one, \u00a0yes, the Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-companies","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1969"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1971,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions\/1971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}