{"id":1912,"date":"2016-05-24T08:02:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T15:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2016-05-24T08:02:23","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T15:02:23","slug":"people-are-pissed-about-starbucks-new-rewards-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1912","title":{"rendered":"People Are Pissed About Starbucks&#8217; New Rewards Program"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class=\"title-text is-standard\">\n<div class=\"tooltip left-tooltip\">\u00a0 \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/y4CNzDRQHZ8\/maxresdefault.jpg\" width=\"382\" height=\"215\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"tooltip left-tooltip\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"tooltip left-tooltip\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I remember a joke from a stand-up comedian lamenting how Americans get entitled to something quickly, even if they didn&#8217;t have it before. \u00a0His example was a guy who sat next to him on a plane when the stewardess announced they had FREE wi-fi available on the flight (which was new at the time.) \u00a0The guy logs in, starts working, and when the wi-fi freezes for a second, blurts out &#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0So in other words, he was already complaining about losing something he didn&#8217;t have 5 minutes ago.<\/div>\n<div class=\"tooltip left-tooltip\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 So in a similar vein, we have a bunch of people whining on Twitter about how Starbucks award program has changed. \u00a0When they started it out, you could earn points just by going to a Starbucks, without even buying something. \u00a0Originally I&#8217;m sure SB thought that if they just got people in the store, they would buy stuff. \u00a0Unfortunately, they underestimated Americans resolve in taking advantage of systems to get things for free, and they undoubtedly had people walking in and out of the store (or sitting there taking up tables without buying anything) and there was not much of an increase in sales, just an increase in free coffee being given out.<\/div>\n<div class=\"tooltip left-tooltip\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 So now they change it to a more logical system (you get points if you actually BUY something!) and everyone complains. \u00a0I especially love the last one, where they complain that they have to spend $62 to get a free coffee worth $4.00. \u00a0 That&#8217;s an award of about 6% of what you spent. \u00a0 I have news for you, at CVS you only get 2% on their Extra Bucks reward program, and probably the most generous program is Target&#8217;s Red Card which gives you a 5% discount. \u00a0 So take your free coffee every 2 weeks and quit your whining!<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<section class=\"meta-info has-mobile-padding clearfix is-standard\"><\/section>\n<section class=\"body-text has-mobile-padding is-standard\">\n<div class=\"body-text__content\">\n<p class=\"body-text__paragraph-text has-spacing\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 The only thing people love more than <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thrillist.com\/drink\/nation\/best-drinks-at-starbucks-best-coffee-at-starbucks\" target=\"_blank\">Starbucks coffee<\/a> is free Starbucks coffee. And there are typically two ways to get free coffee: steal it (which is frowned upon), or earn it via<a href=\"http:\/\/www.starbucks.com\/promo\/rewards\" target=\"_blank\">Starbucks Rewards<\/a>, an app\/card which, umm, rewards loyal customers with free drinks and food. But the Starbucks Rewards program changed in a huge way, and angry loyalists are taking to Twitter to voice their dissatisfaction.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"inline-related-bar has-spacing clearfix is-standard\">\n<h1 class=\"inline-related-bar__header\">\u00a0<em>How the rewards program has changed<\/em><\/h1>\n<\/section>\n<div class=\"read-more is-visible\">\n<section class=\"body-text has-mobile-padding is-standard\">\n<div class=\"body-text__content\">\n<p class=\"body-text__paragraph-text has-spacing\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0It used to work like this: you&#8217;d be rewarded with a star every time you visited your local shop. It didn&#8217;t matter how much money you spent per visit, they only gave you credit for visiting &#8212; so in that way, Starbucks was like your mom. She just wanted to see you. Why don&#8217;t you visit her as much anymore?<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"body-text__paragraph-text has-spacing\"><em>Each visit was worth one star. After 12 visits\/stars, you&#8217;d get a free reward (coffee! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thrillist.com\/eat\/nation\/every-starbucks-food-item-ranked-starbucks-food-menu\" target=\"_blank\">Food!<\/a>), and after 30 visits\/stars, you&#8217;d get Gold status. That meant you could get free refills in the store. That was the only real perk. But Americans seemingly spend more time at Starbucks than they do in their own homes (or visiting their mothers), so that&#8217;s a valuable reward!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<div class=\"read-more__button read-more-btn\" data-page-type=\"editorial\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 As of today, things have changed. You&#8217;re awarded two stars for every $1 spent. It takes300 stars to hit that fancy Gold level, though if you use the app\/card to make a purchase between now and May 2nd, you&#8217;ll be Gold for a year. And it takes 125 stars &#8212; as in, you must spend $62.50 &#8212; to get a free coffee or food item. Instead of rewarding you for visiting frequently, Starbucks&#8217; new program incentivizes customers based on how much money you spend. And people on Twitter are not happy. Here&#8217;s what folks had to say.<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<section class=\"body-text has-mobile-padding is-standard\">\n<div class=\"body-text__content\">\n<h2 class=\"body-text__paragraph-header\">One guy wants a scapegoat<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"embed embed--twitter is-standard\">\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"0\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-0\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wi33447957\/status\/719894235583946752\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"20\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wi33447957\/status\/719894235583946752\" data-tweet-id=\"719894235583946752\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow James G. Williamson on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wi33447957\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wi33447957\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691790652976271360\/emlbskkU_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691790652976271360\/emlbskkU_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691790652976271360\/emlbskkU_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"James G. Williamson\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">James G. Williamson<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@wi33447957\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@wi33447957<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">starbucksgold<\/span><\/a> <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmariewhite\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"74864874\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">kmariewhite<\/span><\/a><br \/>\nCan I have the name of the person who came up with this plan ?<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 14:25:35 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:25:35+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wi33447957\/status\/719894235583946752\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:25:35+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">7:25 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Your phone is useless now<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"1\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-1\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeteebeach\/status\/719897578012168193\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"13\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeteebeach\/status\/719897578012168193\" data-tweet-id=\"719897578012168193\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Bruce Tennant on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeteebeach\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeteebeach\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/3375531877\/07f842939ea200bee3d92ff6756dd5ce_normal.jpeg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/3375531877\/07f842939ea200bee3d92ff6756dd5ce_bigger.jpeg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/3375531877\/07f842939ea200bee3d92ff6756dd5ce_normal.jpeg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Bruce Tennant\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Bruce Tennant<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@beeteebeach\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@beeteebeach<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">starbucksgold<\/span><\/a> <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmariewhite\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"74864874\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">kmariewhite<\/span><\/a> It&#8217;s more money for less rewards any way you try to promote it. I&#8217;ll go back to cash payments.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 14:38:52 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:38:52+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beeteebeach\/status\/719897578012168193\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:38:52+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">7:38 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Like breaking up with your girlfriend and dating her enemy<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"2\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-2\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet EmbeddedTweet--mediaForward media-forward js-clickToOpenTarget js-tweetIdInfo\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\/status\/719885211304116224\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-tweet-id=\"719885211304116224\" data-twitter-event-id=\"18\">\n<article class=\"MediaCard MediaCard--mediaForward customisable-border\" dir=\"ltr\" data-scribe=\"component:card\">\n<div class=\"MediaCard-media\">\n<p><a class=\"MediaCard-borderOverlay\" tabindex=\"-1\" title=\"View image on Twitter\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\/status\/719885211304116224\/photo\/1\"><span class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">View image on Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"MediaCard-widthConstraint js-cspForcedStyle\" data-style=\"max-width: 600px\">\n<div class=\"MediaCard-mediaContainer js-cspForcedStyle\" data-style=\"padding-bottom: 133.3333%\"><a class=\"MediaCard-mediaAsset NaturalImage \" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\/status\/719885211304116224\/photo\/1\" data-scribe=\"element:photo\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"NaturalImage-image\" title=\"View image on Twitter\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Cf2LxawUUAAZYKx.jpg\" alt=\"View image on Twitter\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" data-srcset=\"https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCf2LxawUUAAZYKx.jpg%3Alarge 1024w,https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCf2LxawUUAAZYKx.jpg 600w,https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCf2LxawUUAAZYKx.jpg%3Asmall 340w\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\/status\/719885211304116224\" data-tweet-id=\"719885211304116224\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Ray Hoffmann on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691412295906385920\/mFGBSBhv_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691412295906385920\/mFGBSBhv_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/691412295906385920\/mFGBSBhv_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Ray Hoffmann\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Ray Hoffmann<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@Raynews21\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@Raynews21<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m celebrating the first day of the <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">starbucksgold<\/span><\/a> rewards program! <a class=\"PrettyLink hashtag customisable\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/StarbucksRewards?src=hash\" rel=\"tag\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\" data-scribe=\"element:hashtag\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">#<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">StarbucksRewards<\/span><\/a> <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Starbucks\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30973\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">Starbucks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 13:49:43 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T13:49:43+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Raynews21\/status\/719885211304116224\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T13:49:43+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">6:49 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>So much pain in so few words<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"3\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-3\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DunaSherdo\/status\/719922086718935040\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"14\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DunaSherdo\/status\/719922086718935040\" data-tweet-id=\"719922086718935040\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Duna Sherdo on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DunaSherdo\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DunaSherdo\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/729459150896431105\/A5LuoSyl_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/729459150896431105\/A5LuoSyl_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/729459150896431105\/A5LuoSyl_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Duna Sherdo\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Duna Sherdo<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@DunaSherdo\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@DunaSherdo<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">starbucksgold<\/span><\/a> what have you done<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 16:16:15 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T16:16:15+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DunaSherdo\/status\/719922086718935040\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T16:16:15+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">9:16 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>TWO drinks?! Now they&#8217;ve gone too far.<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"4\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-4\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alteredandtorn\/status\/719917521617469440\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"21\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alteredandtorn\/status\/719917521617469440\" data-tweet-id=\"719917521617469440\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Vee Ann on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alteredandtorn\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alteredandtorn\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/583991121086386177\/PwywOYqb_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/583991121086386177\/PwywOYqb_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/583991121086386177\/PwywOYqb_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Vee Ann\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Vee Ann<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@alteredandtorn\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@alteredandtorn<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I already expected the new Starbucks Rewards to be bad, but to lose TWO free drinks today due to this change really added insult to injury.<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 15:58:07 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:58:07+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alteredandtorn\/status\/719917521617469440\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:58:07+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">8:58 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>@PrincessKabash came up with a better headline to this story<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"5\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-5\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrincessKabash\/status\/719916049777299457\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"11\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrincessKabash\/status\/719916049777299457\" data-tweet-id=\"719916049777299457\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow ethereal on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrincessKabash\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrincessKabash\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/731398863647444992\/HdZMEjNP_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/731398863647444992\/HdZMEjNP_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/731398863647444992\/HdZMEjNP_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"ethereal\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">ethereal<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@PrincessKabash\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@PrincessKabash<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">starbucksgold<\/span><\/a> y&#8217;all fucked up<\/p>\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 15:52:16 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:52:16+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrincessKabash\/status\/719916049777299457\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:52:16+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">8:52 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Good news: it&#8217;s only $62.50!<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"6\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-6\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imdroy\/status\/719915801122377728\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"19\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imdroy\/status\/719915801122377728\" data-tweet-id=\"719915801122377728\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Devashis Roy on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imdroy\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imdroy\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/378800000256707248\/c7c173dac7da12b2646e384d431e4d35_normal.jpeg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/378800000256707248\/c7c173dac7da12b2646e384d431e4d35_bigger.jpeg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/378800000256707248\/c7c173dac7da12b2646e384d431e4d35_normal.jpeg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Devashis Roy\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Devashis Roy<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@imdroy\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@imdroy<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Wow this is amazing. Now I ONLY have to spend $63 to get a free coffee <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Starbucks\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30973\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">Starbucks<\/span><\/a>. <a class=\"PrettyLink hashtag customisable\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sarcasm?src=hash\" rel=\"tag\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\" data-scribe=\"element:hashtag\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">#<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">sarcasm<\/span><\/a> No thanks <a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/starbucksgold\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30016344\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">StarbucksGold<\/span><\/a> bring back old program!<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 15:51:17 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:51:17+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imdroy\/status\/719915801122377728\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:51:17+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">8:51 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Finally, someone puts this in an appropriate historical context<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"7\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-7\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\/status\/719889776409710592\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"12\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\/status\/719889776409710592\" data-tweet-id=\"719889776409710592\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Chris Ziegler on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\">\n<p><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732382171143540736\/FduVgNfv_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732382171143540736\/FduVgNfv_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732382171143540736\/FduVgNfv_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Chris Ziegler\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Chris Ziegler<\/span> <\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--verified \" title=\"Verified Account\"><\/div>\n<p><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-verifiedBadge\" data-scribe=\"element:verified_badge\"><b class=\"u-hiddenVisually\">\u2714<\/b><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@zpower\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@zpower<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">a day that will live in infamy: starbucks rewards-pocalypse day<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 14:07:52 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:07:52+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zpower\/status\/719889776409710592\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:07:52+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">7:07 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Ignorance (with regards to how much you spend at Starbucks) is bliss<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"8\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-8\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reccless_\/status\/719889265384157184\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"16\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reccless_\/status\/719889265384157184\" data-tweet-id=\"719889265384157184\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow C. on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reccless_\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reccless_\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732611049745227777\/E9AGzYmS_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732611049745227777\/E9AGzYmS_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/732611049745227777\/E9AGzYmS_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"C.\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">C.<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@reccless_\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@reccless_<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I hate the new Starbucks rewards set up because now I know how much money I&#8217;ve spent. I never need to know that. My life was happier<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 14:05:50 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:05:50+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reccless_\/status\/719889265384157184\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T14:05:50+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">7:05 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>I don&#8217;t want to be the one who tells her it&#8217;s $62.50<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"9\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-9\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlaPotterWho\/status\/719910020310245377\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"15\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlaPotterWho\/status\/719910020310245377\" data-tweet-id=\"719910020310245377\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Karla Corona on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlaPotterWho\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlaPotterWho\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/703090667363409920\/ja_k1XRd_normal.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/703090667363409920\/ja_k1XRd_bigger.jpg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/703090667363409920\/ja_k1XRd_normal.jpg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Karla Corona\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Karla Corona<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@KarlaPotterWho\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@KarlaPotterWho<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Great! The new Starbucks rewards program has commenced! Now I have to spend 62 dollars to get a five dollar drink for free! YAY!<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 15:28:18 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:28:18+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarlaPotterWho\/status\/719910020310245377\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T15:28:18+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">8:28 AM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Finally, a Starbucks fan who can do math!<\/h2>\n<div class=\"SandboxRoot env-bp-350\" data-twitter-event-id=\"10\">\n<div id=\"twitter-widget-10\" class=\"EmbeddedTweet js-clickToOpenTarget\" lang=\"en\" data-click-to-open-target=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jsmallheer\/status\/719971749853462529\" data-iframe-title=\"Twitter Tweet\" data-dt-full=\"%{hours12}:%{minutes} %{amPm} - %{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-dt-months=\"Jan|Feb|Mar|Apr|May|Jun|Jul|Aug|Sep|Oct|Nov|Dec\" data-dt-am=\"AM\" data-dt-pm=\"PM\" data-dt-now=\"now\" data-dt-s=\"s\" data-dt-m=\"m\" data-dt-h=\"h\" data-dt-second=\"second\" data-dt-seconds=\"seconds\" data-dt-minute=\"minute\" data-dt-minutes=\"minutes\" data-dt-hour=\"hour\" data-dt-hours=\"hours\" data-dt-abbr=\"%{number}%{symbol}\" data-dt-short=\"%{day} %{month}\" data-dt-long=\"%{day} %{month} %{year}\" data-scribe=\"page:tweet\" data-twitter-event-id=\"17\">\n<div class=\"EmbeddedTweet-tweet\">\n<blockquote class=\"Tweet h-entry js-tweetIdInfo subject expanded is-deciderHtmlWhitespace\" cite=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jsmallheer\/status\/719971749853462529\" data-tweet-id=\"719971749853462529\" data-scribe=\"section:subject\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"Tweet-brand u-floatRight\">\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--twitter \" title=\"\"><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"u-hiddenInNarrowEnv\"><a class=\"FollowButton follow-button profile\" title=\"Follow Jason Smallheer on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jsmallheer\" data-scribe=\"component:followbutton\">Follow<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jsmallheer\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-avatar Identity-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/557903107099607040\/VVKyUa4U_normal.jpeg\" alt=\"\" data-scribe=\"element:avatar\" data-src-2x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/557903107099607040\/VVKyUa4U_bigger.jpeg\" data-src-1x=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/557903107099607040\/VVKyUa4U_normal.jpeg\" \/><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" title=\"Jason Smallheer\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Jason Smallheer<\/span> <span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" title=\"\u200e@jsmallheer\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@jsmallheer<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Starbucks\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"30973\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">Starbucks<\/span><\/a> new Rewards Program. THUMBS DOWN!<br \/>\n125 stars (2 stars per dollar spent) = free drink or food? Spend $62.50 get a $4 drink?<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-metadata dateline\"><time class=\"dt-updated\" title=\"Time posted: 12 Apr 2016, 19:33:36 (UTC)\" datetime=\"2016-04-12T19:33:36+0000\"><a class=\"u-linkBlend u-url customisable-highlight long-permalink\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jsmallheer\/status\/719971749853462529\" data-datetime=\"2016-04-12T19:33:36+0000\" data-scribe=\"element:full_timestamp\">12:33 PM &#8211; 12 Apr 2016<\/a><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"resize-sensor\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I remember a joke from a stand-up comedian lamenting how Americans get entitled to something quickly, even if they didn&#8217;t have it before. \u00a0His example was a guy who sat next to him on a plane when the stewardess announced they had FREE wi-fi available on the flight (which was <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1912\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-companies"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1936,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions\/1936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}