{"id":1873,"date":"2016-04-27T07:58:18","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T14:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2016-04-27T07:58:18","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T14:58:18","slug":"why-dont-you-have-doggie-bags-in-your-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1873","title":{"rendered":"Why Don&#8217;t You Have Doggie Bags in Your Bathroom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/m5.paperblog.com\/i\/106\/1065178\/5-dogs-using-the-bathroom-bring-a-whole-new-m-L-U_rWAg.jpeg\" alt=\"Dog Using the Toilet\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve ranted about <a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1154\">service dogs being allowed in stores before<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1156\">how easy it is to get them a fake license<\/a>, but this latest one takes the cake. \u00a0While in the breakroom of a store that has their restrooms connected to it (so customers will stroll through while you&#8217;re eating your lunch&#8230;) a lady came out of the ladies room with her obviously-not-a-service dog on a\u00a0leash. \u00a0 I didn&#8217;t bother to check whether or not the dog also did it&#8217;s business, but it just amazes me that someone thinks it&#8217;s appropriate to bring a dog into a public restroom with them. \u00a0(Also wonder if she sits on the toilet with the pooch in her lap at home, I apologize if you can&#8217;t un-think \u00a0THAT lovely image.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to check the rules, but I guess the way things are going these days, the response will be that as long as the dog identifies as female, it&#8217;s totally OK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve ranted about service dogs being allowed in stores before, and how easy it is to get them a fake license, but this latest one takes the cake. \u00a0While in the breakroom of a store that has their restrooms connected to it (so customers will stroll through while you&#8217;re eating your lunch&#8230;) a lady came <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1873\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-stories"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1876,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions\/1876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}