{"id":1710,"date":"2016-02-19T08:36:28","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T16:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2016-02-19T08:36:28","modified_gmt":"2016-02-19T16:36:28","slug":"14-inventions-that-actually-make-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1710","title":{"rendered":"14 Inventions That Actually Make Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/0be5d38713436398a63edb3fa907f5dd_84803551.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Recently I talked about <a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1706\" target=\"_blank\">inventions for lazy people<\/a>, but these 14 inventions actually make sense. \u00a0Well, most of them, anyway. \u00a0 The see-through toaster looks cool, but\u00a0you can only do 1 slice at a time and who\u00a0would really spend the time to\u00a0stare at the toast while it&#8217;s being cooked? \u00a0You&#8217;re too busy cooking the eggs and bacon and it seems simpler to just find the right spot on the traditional toaster dial. \u00a0 And if you put a picture frame in a\u00a0corner, isn&#8217;t the photo inside being bent or torn? \u00a0 And #11? \u00a0Wouldn&#8217;t it suck if you wanted to go through the door while an important ping-pong match was going on? \u00a0I&#8217;m also pretty sure that if you stuck your head in the Power Nap Pillow that you&#8217;d find something sitting on, written on, or stuck to the pillow by your terrific friends when you awoke. \u00a0 #14 is sold out on Amazon, but I&#8217;ll just raise my standard less expensive umbrella if I need to see something.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think of it, these pretty much all suck. \u00a0But wait until you see the Solar Powered Belly-Button Lint Cleaner that I currently have in production.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Imagine inventing something so clever, so useful that you could <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/quitjob\/\" target=\"_blank\">quit your day job<\/a> forever. In this day and age, it seems like there are new technological advancements every time we turn around. You buy a new computer or phone and two months later, wham. There&#8217;s something bigger and better on the market. If only you could have held out a little longer \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>However, not all inventions are high-tech. You might have heard the saying \u201cthere is nothing new in this world,\u201d but these 14 products prove that all wrong.\u00a0Sure, something similar may have come before to inspire these creations, but a new twist on an old idea can take over the market in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/worldaccidental\/\" target=\"_blank\">bold way<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Like, for instance, Facebook. Before Mark Zuckerberg created his multibillion-dollar company, there were other social media sites, most notably Myspace, but nothing that could come close to competing with the media giant that Facebook has become. And sure, they are other ways to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/kitchengadgets\/\" target=\"_blank\">slice a pizza<\/a> or uncork a bottle of bubbly, but are they truly the best ways?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Perhaps these 14 clever inventions will make you rethink some of the products you encounter on a daily basis. Who knows? You might even be the next one to strike it big on Shark Tank.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<h2><em>1. Light-Up Slippers<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/fa5624b361bad890a77f6a59ed3b773a_84803548.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.opulentitems.com\/homedecor\/lamps\/creative-thank-you-gifts.html\" target=\"_blank\">Opulent Items<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Want to grab a drink in the middle of the night, but don&#8217;t want to disturb your family by turning on the lights? The days of stubbed toes and tripping over the coffee table on the way to the kitchen are finally over! These high-tech slippers will get you where you need to go, for the reasonable price of $19.99. Order a pair <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bright-Feet-Lighted-Slippers--Adult-\/dp\/B0083JU2IA\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1448999722&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=night+slipper+with+light\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>2. The Ultimate Highlighter\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/b451424d3b830a38442e73a0e5c6324e_84803553.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gadgetreview.com\/see-through-highlighter\" target=\"_blank\">Gadget Review<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em>Highlighters are a great way to stay organized for school or work, but the blind spot created by the marker has caused even the most fastidious of us to write off-track. Luckily, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Uni-Promark-View-Highlighter-Color\/dp\/B00BPJLLSA\" target=\"_blank\">Uni Promark<\/a>comes with a built-in viewfinder, so you can keep an eye on exactly what you are highlighting in real time.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>3. A See-Through Toaster\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/0be5d38713436398a63edb3fa907f5dd_84803551.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.inventables.com\/2009\/09\/transparent-toaster.html\" target=\"_blank\">Inventables<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The heating glass technology needed for this toaster is still in beta, but as <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.inventables.com\/2009\/09\/transparent-toaster.html\" target=\"_blank\">Inventables<\/a> describes: \u201cThe transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while its toasting so you&#8217;re never surprised by toast that comes out to dark.\u201d That&#8217;s a breakfast upgrade I can definitely get behind.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<h2><em>4. The Roll Dispenser Every Family Needs<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/d95ada5846f3b19d47b105ed1c1efd80_84803550.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.apartmenttherapy.com\/agape-diapason-toilet-roll-hol-45463\" target=\"_blank\">Agape Designs<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This one is going to solve so many arguments. Finally, everyone can stop arguing about who didn&#8217;t replace the roll \u2013 with this dispenser, there&#8217;s always backups. Too bad it&#8217;s not yet for sale!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>5. Butter \u2026 Knife \u2026 Magic!\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/3322d26426e7e678b688a96ea2859b45_84803557.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Butter-Knife-Magic-One-Piece-Ergonomic\/dp\/B00QU473AK\/ref=sr_1_2\" target=\"_blank\">Butter Knife Magic\/ Amazon<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But really, the name of this product truly is Butter Knife Magic. It&#8217;s slices, grates, curls and it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Butter-Knife-Magic-One-Piece-Ergonomic\/dp\/B00QU473AK\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1448999539&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=knife+grater\" target=\"_blank\">in stock<\/a>, so what are you waiting for?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>6. A Better Way To Eat Pizza<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/71e4e5fc593e6da6e95f6d15fa4b12e2_The-Pizza-Fork-Ten-Most-Useless-Inventions.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.innoprousa.com\/nyfork.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Innovative Products Inc.<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If a fork and a spoon is a spork, what&#8217;s a fork and a pizza cutter? We don&#8217;t know, but we really want one! It might not be the most practical way to eat pizza, but it looks like a blast. Buy it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisiswhyimbroke.com\/pizza-slicer-fork\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>for only $4.99.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>7. Uncork With Style\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/f20e790d4fda4a0dfdd7a172f012c057_electric-corkscrew_976x0.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Secura-Stainless-Electric-Opener-Cutter\/dp\/B01261VEOG\/ref=sr_1_3\" target=\"_blank\">Secura\/ Amazon<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Want your bottles uncorked perfectly every time? This device will do it for you in mere seconds. Buy your own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Secura-Stainless-Electric-Opener-Cutter\/dp\/B01261VEOG\/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1448999464&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=electric+bottle+opener\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>8. The Universal Plug\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/af4027b8b824f75dac1a0ea24e3873de_Plug-with-a-finger-hole1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/kimseungwoo.com\/works\/universal-plug\/\" target=\"_blank\">Universal Plug<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Plugs are typically located in hard-to-get-to places, like behind bookshelves or furniture. As a shortcut, it&#8217;s tempting to grab the cord and yank, but this can damage or even destroy your cord. Why no one thought of a plug with a simple finger hole sooner, I&#8217;ll never know! The universal plug also lights up when in use, a gentle but effective reminder for people to unplug and save electricity. It\u2019s still just a <a href=\"http:\/\/kimseungwoo.com\/works\/universal-plug\/\" target=\"_blank\">concept<\/a>, but has won design awards.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>9. The One-Handed Zipper<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/77c72a2da8948fa940ded6037d1ce217_84803545.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"https:\/\/www.underarmour.com\/en-us\/technology\/magzip\" target=\"_blank\">Under Armour<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Who hasn&#8217;t tried to zip up their jacket with one hand? It&#8217;s never worked \u2013 until today! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.underarmour.com\/en-us\/technology\/magzip\" target=\"_blank\">Under Armour<\/a> is currently featuring jackets with MagZip technology, which\u00a0make\u00a0one-handed zipping a breeze.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>10. High-Tech USB<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/f86b2c8eda2ba96232e290bd5916b1e6_41bNzijK4LL.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Apricorn-Validated-256-bit-Encrypted-ASK-256-16GB\/dp\/B006DUKVSC\/ref=sr_1_3\" target=\"_blank\">Apricorn\/ Amazon<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>There&#8217;s no easier way to transfer files from one place to another than a USB, but there&#8217;s always a danger of someone else getting finding it and plugging it in. If you want to keep your files secure, check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Apricorn-Validated-256-bit-Encrypted-ASK-256-16GB\/dp\/B006DUKVSC\/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1449017521&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=password+protected+usb+stick\" target=\"_blank\">Aegis Secure Key<\/a>. It will set you back $120, but when it comes to keeping your identity safe, is any price really too high?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>11. Ping Pong Door\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/054eb7e9115b089f833f631cb41eac10_crazy-inventions-8-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/odditymall.com\/table-tennis-door\" target=\"_blank\">Oddity Mall<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s a door \u2026 it&#8217;s a ping pong table \u2026 it&#8217;s a great way to pass time when the boss is out of the office! If you love table tennis, but also want to save space, this is <a href=\"http:\/\/odditymall.com\/table-tennis-door\" target=\"_blank\">the door<\/a> for you.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>12. Corner Photo Frames<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/c4f1634c8b7cf61dfba80a7e007b9fb6_crazy-inventions-31.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"https:\/\/www.details-produkte.de\/\" target=\"_blank\">details<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Corners aren&#8217;t usually an exciting place, but the German company <a href=\"https:\/\/www.details-produkte.de\/\" target=\"_blank\">Details<\/a> is changing that with these unique photo frames. How long before the trend reaches America?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>13. The Power Nap Head Pillow\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/760a662f294074bdc2ab6d64c924a973_crazy-inventions-23-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hammacher.com\/Product\/84391\" target=\"_blank\">Hammacher Schlemmer<\/a><\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Hands down, this one is my favorite! The power nap head pillow makes it possible to catch some Z&#8217;s just about anywhere. Who cares how silly you look? Buy one <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hammacher.com\/Product\/84391?cm_cat=ProductSEM&amp;cm_pla=AdWordsPLA&amp;source=PRODSEM&amp;gclid=CMTZudShwMkCFYeRHwodHKUCzQ\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em>14. Peek-A-Boo Umbrella\u00a0<\/em><\/h2>\n<div class=\"social-menu\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/garak.wimp.com\/images\/sthumbs\/2016\/02\/6964075f8c9d6dc60ef8e4a99e258bf6_crazy-inventions-41.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/em><br \/>\n<em><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B006PATTRE?adid=0GYFTSHX24X1T1P9Y3D8&amp;camp=0&amp;creative=0&amp;creativeASIN=B006PATTRE&amp;linkCode=as4&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_til&amp;tag=bplin-20\" target=\"_blank\">25togo\/ Amazon<\/a>\u00a0<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This one is so popular, it&#8217;s currently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B006PATTRE?adid=0GYFTSHX24X1T1P9Y3D8&amp;camp=0&amp;creative=0&amp;creativeASIN=B006PATTRE&amp;linkCode=as4&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_til&amp;tag=bplin-20\" target=\"_blank\">out of stock<\/a> on Amazon. Too bad \u2013 it really is genius!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I talked about inventions for lazy people, but these 14 inventions actually make sense. \u00a0Well, most of them, anyway. \u00a0 The see-through toaster looks cool, but\u00a0you can only do 1 slice at a time and who\u00a0would really spend the time to\u00a0stare at the toast while it&#8217;s being cooked? \u00a0You&#8217;re too busy cooking the eggs <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1710\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor","category-retail-trends"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1716,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions\/1716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}