{"id":1708,"date":"2016-03-20T19:50:13","date_gmt":"2016-03-21T02:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2016-03-20T19:50:13","modified_gmt":"2016-03-21T02:50:13","slug":"12-more-items-for-lazy-people-that-shouldnt-ever-have-been-manufactured","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1708","title":{"rendered":"12 More Items For Lazy People That Shouldn’t Ever Have Been Manufactured"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0 And you thought the first list of lazyness inducing items<\/a> was bad. \u00a0 12 more items for people who can’t be bothered to do the simplest things imaginable. \u00a0 Society, heal thyself.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Battery-operated scissors for when cutting something is just too much work.<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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\"Battery-operated<\/p>\n

amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0Seems legit.<\/h3>\n
\"Seems<\/p>\n

buyabenhancer<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0The Automatic Dog Ball Thrower for people who shouldn’t really have dogs.<\/h3>\n
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godoggoinc<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0The Pet Petter, for people who definitely shouldn’t have pets.<\/h3>\n
\"The<\/p>\n

amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0A reboot bar, because Ctrl+Alt+Delete are just so hard to reach.<\/h3>\n
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\u00a0Evenly slice your banana in an instant, because doing it regularly takes like an hour?<\/h3>\n
\"Evenly<\/p>\n

amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0Now walking around your house and cleaning can be done at the same time.<\/h3>\n
\"Now<\/p>\n

amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0Never take another step, because why should you?<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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\"Never<\/p>\n

thisiswhyimbroke<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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A twirling spaghetti fork that will almost certainly make a mess.<\/h3>\n
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\u00a0The Pour Thing, which prevents you from having to lift anything heavy from the fridge.<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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\"The<\/p>\n

amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Toast your bread on the go.<\/h3>\n
\"Toast<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A roller suitcase that changes into a dresser.<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0 \u00a0 And you thought the first list of lazyness inducing items was bad. \u00a0 12 more items for people who can’t be bothered to do the simplest things imaginable. \u00a0 Society, heal thyself. \u00a0Battery-operated scissors for when cutting something is just too much work. amazon \u00a0Seems legit. buyabenhancer \u00a0The Automatic Dog Ball Thrower for Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1801,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}