{"id":1686,"date":"2016-02-12T07:49:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T15:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2016-02-12T07:49:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T15:49:38","slug":"why-retail-is-different-from-an-office-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1686","title":{"rendered":"Why Retail Is Different From An Office Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are those of us who work in retail, and the rest of the world that has a NORMAL job. \u00a0People who work in a office just don&#8217;t fully comprehend the idea of working short-staffed, under constant pressure and worst of all, not having a water cooler to gather around. \u00a0(In fact, there&#8217;s usually not enough employees to gather.)<\/p>\n<p>The first one of these is similar to a joke I always used when interviewing&#8211;my employees would say &#8220;Did you hire that guy?&#8221; and I&#8217;d say &#8220;I asked him if he could walk and chew gum and not necessarily at the same time. \u00a0He said yes, so yeah, he&#8217;s hired.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, I&#8217;ve used &#8220;If you have time to lean, you have time to clean&#8221; a few times, but it was NOT my invention.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xfa1\/v\/t1.0-9\/12644709_809153902527457_7701722276995873230_n.jpg?oh=77dbe26409842f5751203e5de939ac4f&amp;oe=57653FE7\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xft1\/v\/t1.0-9\/12646984_809153912527456_9098682673377454786_n.jpg?oh=fe0e02083a9c4cc412005f817b814fad&amp;oe=57701C04\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xpf1\/v\/t1.0-9\/12669710_809153922527455_3381657143242419504_n.jpg?oh=6f6ff3e36167f7d0b2d912cd6911802d&amp;oe=5730F9CF\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xpf1\/v\/t1.0-9\/12651207_809153942527453_5363680636480935280_n.jpg?oh=55abc31b13f0edf4b29e64c3eab691cd&amp;oe=576CCA8B\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-xtp1\/v\/t1.0-9\/12669531_809153959194118_5696350121971913147_n.jpg?oh=02657f35ad2431c02bf787db55723e58&amp;oe=57275B49\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are those of us who work in retail, and the rest of the world that has a NORMAL job. \u00a0People who work in a office just don&#8217;t fully comprehend the idea of working short-staffed, under constant pressure and worst of all, not having a water cooler to gather around. \u00a0(In fact, there&#8217;s usually not <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1686\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}