{"id":1628,"date":"2016-02-04T08:24:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T16:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2016-02-04T08:24:59","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T16:24:59","slug":"25-foods-youll-never-be-able-to-eat-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1628","title":{"rendered":"25 Foods You&#8217;ll Never Be Able To Eat Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"buzz no-border bf_dom c\">\n<div data-print=\"body\">\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"bf_dom c suplist_no_list suplist_list_show ab_test_mp4--hide\" data-bfa=\"@l:Subbuzz;\">\n<section class=\"post-content c\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; display: block; clear: both; float: left; width: 635px; margin: 0px; padding: 11px 0px 0px;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0This list is actually 4 years old, and interestingly enough, some of the items have made a comeback since then, so you will be able to eat them again. \u00a0 \u00a0Crispy M and M&#8217;s apparently didn&#8217;t sell in a blue package, but have returned in a green package. \u00a0 Surge Cola has also returned, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coca-colacompany.com\/stories\/surge-is-back-in-stores-where-you-can-find-it\/\" target=\"_blank\">here&#8217;s where you can find it.<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 Crystal Pepsi also made a brief comeback <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2015\/12\/08\/news\/companies\/crystal-pepsi-return\/\" target=\"_blank\">in the form of a contest<\/a> so who knows if that will be back as well.Please tell me however, that the purple (and green) Heinz ketchup will not be returning any time soon. \u00a0I believe that a large of amount of children who used the product will have food issues forever and may be permanently unable to eat french fries without throwing up.<\/p>\n<ul id=\"top-list\" class=\"top-list\">\n<li class=\"bf_dom num1\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">1.<\/span> Crispy M&amp;Ms<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24270-1313607113-15.jpg\" alt=\"Crispy M&amp;amp;Ms\" width=\"600\" height=\"312\" \/><b>Met its tragic, untimely death in the United States in 2005.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">2.<\/span> Pepsi Blue<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24276-1313607119-11.jpg\" alt=\"Pepsi Blue\" width=\"391\" height=\"512\" \/><b>Discontinued in the US and Canada in 2004.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">3.<\/span> French Toast Crunch<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607124-13.jpg\" alt=\"French Toast Crunch\" width=\"600\" height=\"444\" \/><b>Ripped from grocery store shelves in the US in 2006.<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jasonliebigstuff\/3895037873\/\">via<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">4.<\/span> Butterfinger BBs<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24269-1313607130-9.jpg\" alt=\"Butterfinger BBs\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><b>Finished its impressive run in 2006.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">5.<\/span> Sprite Remix<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24276-1313607165-12.jpg\" alt=\"Sprite Remix\" width=\"483\" height=\"319\" \/><b>Entered the grocery store of the great beyond in 2005.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">6.<\/span> Surge<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24283-1313607174-20.jpg\" alt=\"Surge\" width=\"400\" height=\"362\" \/><b>The Coca-Cola Company ruined soda forever when they discontinued this fine beverage in 2003.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">7.<\/span> Magic Middles<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24269-1313607232-10.jpg\" alt=\"Magic Middles\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" \/><b>The turbulent mid-90\u2019s took these delicious treats from our needy hands.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">8.<\/span> Ecto Cooler<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24271-1313607237-14.jpg\" alt=\"Ecto Cooler\" width=\"436\" height=\"578\" \/><b>Despite initially being simply a movie tie-in for 1984\u2019s Ghostbusters, Ecto Cooler disappeared in 2001, forever ruining the contents of your lunchbox.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">9.<\/span> 3D Doritos<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607262-10.jpg\" alt=\"3D Doritos\" width=\"600\" height=\"354\" \/><b>Apparently the world wasn\u2019t ready for 3D snacks in the mid 2000\u2019s, and so this product ended its run all too early. I blame Avatar.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">10.<\/span> Crystal Pepsi<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24274-1313607302-13.jpg\" alt=\"Crystal Pepsi\" width=\"243\" height=\"437\" \/><b>This great experiment in color was discontinued in 1993.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">11.<\/span> Squeezits<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24279-1313607426-13.jpg\" alt=\"Squeezits\" width=\"372\" height=\"300\" \/><b>General Mills ruined snack-time forever in 2001.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">12.<\/span> Waffle Crisp<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-28455-1313607432-9.jpg\" alt=\"Waffle Crisp\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><b>Has all but disappeared in recent years.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">13.<\/span> Oreo O\u2019s<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24281-1313607439-10.jpg\" alt=\"Oreo O&amp;#39;s\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><b>The most delicious cereal of all time met its end in 2007. Except in South Korea!<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">14.<\/span> PB Crisps<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24278-1313607467-20.jpg\" alt=\"PB Crisps\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" \/><b>As the Planters Wikipedia article (very trustworthy) states, these goodies were \u201cdiscontinued for being too delicious.\u201d<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jasonliebigstuff\/4533389247\/\">via<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">15.<\/span> Four Loko<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24284-1313607451-19.jpg\" alt=\"Four Loko\" width=\"515\" height=\"384\" \/><b>The Man killed Four Loko in 2011. RIP FUN.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">16.<\/span> Josta<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607494-16.jpg\" alt=\"Josta\" width=\"400\" height=\"272\" \/><b>The first energy drink ever apparently ran out of fuel in 1999.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">17.<\/span> Uh-Oh Oreos<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24275-1313607506-12.jpg\" alt=\"Uh-Oh Oreos\" width=\"400\" height=\"272\" \/><b>Apparently the product has since been rebranded in 2007\u2026 but it will never be the same.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">18.<\/span> Wonder Balls<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24283-1313607532-22.jpg\" alt=\"Wonder Balls\" width=\"326\" height=\"330\" \/><b>What\u2019s inside a wonder ball? Magic. And Nestle killed magic in 2004.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">19.<\/span> PB Max<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24285-1313607559-13.jpg\" alt=\"PB Max\" width=\"500\" height=\"368\" \/><b>Discontinued sometime in the 90\u2019s because the Mars family didn\u2019t like peanut butter. Seriously.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">20.<\/span> Orbitz<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/14\/enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607593-11.jpg\" alt=\"Orbitz\" width=\"350\" height=\"449\" \/><b>This ground breaking soft drink\/floating dots hybrid met its end in 1997. Who cares if it tasted bad, it looked so DAMN COOL.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">21.<\/span> Mountain Dew Black\/Livewire<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/15\/enhanced-buzz-24274-1313607618-15.jpg\" alt=\"Mountain Dew Black\/Livewire\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" \/><b>Despite popular DEWmand, these drinks disappeared in 2004, and more recently in 2011.<\/b><span class=\"line-break\">\u00a0<\/span>(<i>Image credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bevreview.com\/2011\/01\/07\/mountain-dew-pitch-black-is-back-by-popular-dew-mand-in-2011\/\">BevReview.com<\/a><\/i>)<\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">22.<\/span> Apple Fig Newtons<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/15\/enhanced-buzz-24283-1313607722-23.jpg\" alt=\"Apple Fig Newtons\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><b>These delicious treats have disappeared without much warning in recent years.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">23.<\/span> Gatorade Gum<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/15\/enhanced-buzz-24280-1313607746-15.jpg\" alt=\"Gatorade Gum\" width=\"290\" height=\"290\" \/><b>Gatorade was the first to learn that drinks and gum don\u2019t mix so well in the late 90\u2019s.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">24.<\/span> Heinz EZ Squirt<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/15\/enhanced-buzz-24272-1313607795-15.jpg\" alt=\"Heinz EZ Squirt\" width=\"293\" height=\"448\" \/><b>There is something just so damn awesome about colorful condiments. Or maybe just so damn gross. Either way, barf ketchup was discontinued in 2006.<\/b><\/li>\n<li class=\"bf_dom\">\n<h3><span class=\"num\">25.<\/span> The Supersize<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"bf_dom\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal01\/2011\/8\/17\/15\/enhanced-buzz-24286-1313607831-21.jpg\" alt=\"The Supersize\" width=\"398\" height=\"370\" \/><b>Phased out of the McDonalds menu in 2004. Just once, just one more time, I\u2019d like to say those wonderful words. 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