{"id":1606,"date":"2016-01-27T07:03:19","date_gmt":"2016-01-27T15:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2016-01-27T07:03:19","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T15:03:19","slug":"you-had-one-job-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"You Had One Job&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/retailhellunderground.com\">Retail Hell Underground<\/a>, some more examples of people who just couldn&#8217;t get it right.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/CVS-display.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1607\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1607\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/CVS-display-225x300.png\" alt=\"CVS display\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/CVS-display-225x300.png 225w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/CVS-display.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I could be wrong but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s the shoulder, not the back.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/dognuts.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1608\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1608\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/dognuts-260x300.jpg\" alt=\"dognuts\" width=\"260\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/dognuts-260x300.jpg 260w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/dognuts.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If these are made from the testicles of canines I think I&#8217;ll pass.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/exit-sign.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1609\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1609\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/exit-sign-300x226.png\" alt=\"exit sign\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/exit-sign-300x226.png 300w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/exit-sign.png 496w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wonder if there was only one of these messed up or it was an entire production line. But somebody had to make it and somebody else had to install it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/green-tile.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1610\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1610\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/green-tile-225x300.png\" alt=\"green tile\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/green-tile-225x300.png 225w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/green-tile.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, we&#8217;re supposed to match the existing pattern? \u00a0What fun is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Retail Hell Underground, some more examples of people who just couldn&#8217;t get it right. I could be wrong but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s the shoulder, not the back. &nbsp; If these are made from the testicles of canines I think I&#8217;ll pass. &nbsp; I wonder if there was only one of these messed up <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1606\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1611,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions\/1611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}