{"id":1573,"date":"2016-01-13T07:16:24","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T15:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2016-01-13T07:16:24","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T15:16:24","slug":"is-that-a-python-in-your-pants-or-are-you-happy-to-see-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1573","title":{"rendered":"Is That A Python In Your Pants, Or Are You Happy To See Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another thief with some balls, although he put them at risk by his brazen theft of a python. \u00a0I wonder if he walked around for a while trying to impress the ladies, or realized that his future sterility was at stake and he de-snaked as soon as possible&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SyMr_E_N-Mw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another thief with some balls, although he put them at risk by his brazen theft of a python. \u00a0I wonder if he walked around for a while trying to impress the ladies, or realized that his future sterility was at stake and he de-snaked as soon as possible&#8230; https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SyMr_E_N-Mw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thieves-and-scammers"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1574,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/1574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}