{"id":1379,"date":"2015-11-17T07:17:11","date_gmt":"2015-11-17T15:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2015-11-17T07:17:11","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T15:17:11","slug":"31-weird-things-people-bought-at-the-grocery-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1379","title":{"rendered":"31 Weird Things People Bought at the Grocery Store"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0 Here’s a great list from Buzzfeed<\/a> of the craziest things people bought at the grocery store while they were drunk. \u00a0It’s quite apparent that alcohol and shopping don’t mix. \u00a0And as for #27, I’d say you don’t have to be drunk to regret that decision.<\/p>\n

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community<\/a> to tell us the funniest, weirdest, most glorious thing they\u2019ve bought while drunk grocery shopping<\/a>. Here\u2019s what a few people said.<\/h6>\n<\/div>\n
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2.<\/b> \u201cA massive jar of peanut butter, a king sized Reese\u2019s, and some peanut butter Ritz sandwiches. I\u2019m allergic to peanuts.<\/b> When my roommate reminded me of this, I told her that allergies aren\u2019t real. Thankfully, I passed out before I ate any of it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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3.<\/b> \u201cCrab legs and a bunch of coconuts.<\/b> Watched Cast Away<\/i> and opened coconuts with a hammer.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4.<\/b> \u201cI bought baby formula and diapers<\/b>. I was a virgin at the time.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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6.<\/b> \u201cI stole three small bottles of vanilla essence<\/b> and then freaked out and smashed them all on the ground outside the store. Another time I bought eight plums<\/b> and took them into my bed and snuggled them.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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7.<\/b> \u201cI bought four bags of plastic balls and an inflatable kiddie pool<\/b> and then constructed a ball pit in the hallway of my dorm.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8.<\/b> \u201cWent to the fancy cheese counter at the store and asked the cheese lady which type of cheese went best with \u2018too much wine.\u2019 Ended up probably spending $40 on cheese and crackers<\/b>.\u201d –<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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10.<\/b> \u201cI was drunk at a friend\u2019s birthday and had an overwhelming desire to build a gingerbread house<\/b>. It was late October.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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11.<\/b> \u201cMy friend asked me to pick up some cat food on the way back to his house after a night of drinking. I turned up with a can of pineapple slices<\/b> and proceeded to argue with him about them being a totally legit meal for the cat and\u00a0how dare he be so rude when I had procured a tropical FEAST for his ungrateful animal<\/b>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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12.<\/b> \u201cStole four pumpkins and a balloon<\/b>. Just picked it all up and walked right out of the store.\u201d -Katherine Robinson, Facebook<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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14.<\/b> \u201c18 boxes of cherry flavored condoms<\/b>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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15.<\/b> \u201cA 10-gallon plastic tub of lard<\/b>. I just thought it was funny. I don\u2019t even use lard.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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16.<\/b> \u201cI once made my brother drive me to three different Safeways in hunt of their bakery cinnamon rolls<\/b>. I don\u2019t recall whether we found them\u2026but I do know I ended up walking out with a lovely set of glitter markers<\/b> from the markdown shelf.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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18.<\/b> \u201cBought four umbrellas and a DVD of Mickey\u2019s Christmas Carol<\/b>\u2026on a sunny day in August. Got kicked out immediately after for being barefoot. I\u2019m just horrible, really.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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19.<\/b> \u201cWalked to the 24-hour Safeway hammered at 4 AM after suddenly deciding we were in the mood for chili. Made it from scratch and ate it while we watched the sunrise. Best damn chili ever.<\/b>\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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20.<\/b> \u201cA deck of cards, a jar of mustard and a roll of Saran wrap.<\/b> I don\u2019t remember buying it. I just found it in a bag on the counter when I woke up the next morning. What the hell was I planning?!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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22.<\/b> \u201cOnce, after a night of drinking, the husband and I decided to buy our daughter\u2019s Christmas stocking stuffers. We wound up dropping $110 on candy and toys<\/b>. We had many regrets in the morning. She had a merry freaking Christmas.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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23.<\/b> \u201c$70 worth of assorted flavored cheese curds<\/b>. I\u2019m from Wisconsin.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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24.<\/b> \u201cI bought a can of chocolate frosting and an entire pack of plastic spoons\u00a0<\/b>to eat it with on my long two block walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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26.<\/b> \u201cRed Man Chewing Tobacco.<\/b> I don\u2019t chew. I don\u2019t smoke. I threw up.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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27.<\/b> \u201cBritney Spears\u2019 perfume<\/b>. I instantly regretted it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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28.<\/b> \u201cWe went to Tesco\u2019s and I was adamant in my drunken state that I wanted to buy a Bratz DVD<\/b>. I was stomping my feet and having a tantrum.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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30.<\/b> \u201cSeitan, prosciutto, kale chips, brie, chipotle sauce and green juice.<\/b> I remember telling my friend we were going to make \u2018some fire breakfast tacos in the morning\u2019 with that stuff\u2026.that never happened.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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31.<\/b> \u201cI bought $60 worth of cheesecake<\/b> once. No ragrets.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0 Here’s a great list from Buzzfeed of the craziest things people bought at the grocery store while they were drunk. \u00a0It’s quite apparent that alcohol and shopping don’t mix. \u00a0And as for #27, I’d say you don’t have to be drunk to regret that decision. We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1380,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions\/1380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}