{"id":1350,"date":"2015-10-30T09:50:56","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T16:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1350"},"modified":"2015-10-31T09:18:02","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T16:18:02","slug":"25-fun-size-facts-about-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1350","title":{"rendered":"25 Fun Size Facts About Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! \u00a0Fortunately this year I don&#8217;t have to work today and deal with the hordes of last-minute customers, the procrastinators who wait until 5 pm on the 31st and then complain &#8220;What, you don&#8217;t have any more Snickers?&#8221; \u00a0Probably the same people who complained &#8220;Halloween ALREADY?&#8221; when we set it in late September. \u00a0 \u00a0And as for #4, something tells me the &#8220;licking machine&#8221; designed by students at Purdue was utilized for something else other than analyzing Tootsie Pops&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.mentalfloss.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/insert_main_wide_image\/public\/candyx600_103014.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Halloween! \u00a0Fortunately this year I don&#8217;t have to work today and deal with the hordes of last-minute customers, the procrastinators who wait until 5 pm on the 31st and then complain &#8220;What, you don&#8217;t have any more Snickers?&#8221; \u00a0Probably the same people who complained &#8220;Halloween ALREADY?&#8221; when we set it in late September. \u00a0 <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1350\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1354,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/1354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}