{"id":1302,"date":"2015-10-07T08:43:15","date_gmt":"2015-10-07T15:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2015-10-07T08:43:15","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T15:43:15","slug":"they-lie-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1302","title":{"rendered":"THEY LIE AGAIN!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So CVS claims that they have &#8220;no-wait&#8221; flu shots when you call their stores, but I have conclusive evidence that this is NOT the case.<\/p>\n<p>This guy has CLEARLY been waiting for a while. \u00a0 \u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1299\" src=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"skeleton waiting\" width=\"698\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting-552x310.jpg 552w, http:\/\/re-tales.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/skeleton-waiting.jpg 1113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 698px) 100vw, 698px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So CVS claims that they have &#8220;no-wait&#8221; flu shots when you call their stores, but I have conclusive evidence that this is NOT the case. This guy has CLEARLY been waiting for a while. \u00a0 \u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1304,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions\/1304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}