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OK, only one of these has to do with retail, but I found this on Reddit and they were too damn funny not to share. #20 is the best of all. \u00a0 And here’s another retail one:<\/p>\n
Somewhere out there there’s a couple who holds the record for the longest time spent trying to find one another in the grocery store.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n 1.<\/strong> The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.<\/em> OK, only one of these has to do with retail, but I found this on Reddit and they were too damn funny not to share. #20 is the best of all. \u00a0 And here’s another retail one: Somewhere out there there’s a couple who holds the record for the longest time spent trying to find Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1293,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292\/revisions\/1293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n2.<\/strong> The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.<\/em>
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\n3.<\/strong> Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making \u201cequels\u201d – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.<\/em>
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\n4. <\/strong>X88B88 looks like the word “voodoo” reflecting off of itself.<\/em>
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\n5.<\/strong> April Fools Day is the one day of the year that people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.<\/em>
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\n6. <\/strong>Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.<\/em>
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\n7. <\/strong>Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.<\/em>
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\n8. <\/strong>I used hola unblocker to watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix. I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.<\/em>
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\n9. <\/strong>Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.<\/em>
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\n10.<\/strong> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.<\/em>
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\n11. <\/strong>When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.<\/em>
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\n12.<\/strong> “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”<\/em>
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\n13.<\/strong> In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people’s lives.<\/em>
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\n14.<\/strong> We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.<\/em>
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\n15.<\/strong> Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.<\/em>
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\n16.<\/strong> Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don’t have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.<\/em>
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\n17.<\/strong> I have never once hit the space bar while watching a YouTube video with the intention of scrolling halfway down the page<\/em>
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\n18.<\/strong> Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.<\/em>
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\n19.<\/strong> Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don\u2019t know what either of those things are.<\/em>
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\n20.<\/strong> The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"