{"id":1104,"date":"2015-08-31T05:29:04","date_gmt":"2015-08-31T12:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2015-08-31T05:29:04","modified_gmt":"2015-08-31T12:29:04","slug":"24-reasons-why-everyone-should-be-forced-to-work-retail-for-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"24 Reasons Why Everyone Should Be Forced To Work Retail For One Day"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Another list to brighten your day, especially if you’re still stuck in retail. \u00a0 #12 actually happened to me the other night, a homeless guy pulled out two sweaty bills and dropped a ton of nickels, dimes and quarters on the counter to pay for his $6.99 bottle of vodka. \u00a0 I had to not only pick up the bills but count through the change to get to the magic total. \u00a0I immediately went for the hand sanitizer and scrubbed vigorously.<\/p>\n

1.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know the pain of just trying to get home:<\/h2>\n
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2.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know never to tell this joke again:<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know NOT TO TOUCH THE DAMN DISPLAY:<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know not to constantly remind you of the hell you are currently living in:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @maweenaaah<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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5.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know to say \u201chi\u201d back:<\/h2>\n
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6.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know to stay off the DAMN PHONE:<\/h2>\n
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7.<\/span> So they\u2019d know \u201cthe back\u201d isn\u2019t some mythical place where everything is in stock:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @ImJoesuf<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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8.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know that you\u2019re ON BREAK:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @Amber_Renae_<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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9.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn to truly appreciate weekends:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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10.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn how truly HEINOUS this is to do to a person:<\/h2>\n
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11.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn when to leave you alone:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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12.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know how gross it is when they use sweaty money:<\/h2>\n
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13.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know that, no, the customer is not always right:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @livpeaches<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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14.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know the sweet, sweet joy of a difficult customer leaving:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @YessicaEscobar1<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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15.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know you\u2019re working AS FAST AS YOU CAN:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @RetailJobLife<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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16.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know that hygiene is a MUST:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @kelsramseyer<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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17.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn what true fear is:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @Retailprobs_<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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18.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn that this isn\u2019t your problem:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @itsnavayekita<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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19.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know they aren\u2019t a professional comedian:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @MortalForever_<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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20.<\/span> So they\u2019ll keep their life story for their autobiography:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @WorkerRetail<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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21.<\/span> So they\u2019ll know what true victory feels like:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @ProCashier<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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22.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn never to forget their dang wallet:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @stephhbernardo<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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23.<\/span> So they\u2019ll learn that this isn\u2019t really a good threat:<\/h2>\n
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Via Twitter: @aseymi_chavez<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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24.<\/span> But mostly so they\u2019ll learn the most important thing they can learn: DON\u2019T BE AN ASSHOLE.<\/h2>\n
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\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Another list to brighten your day, especially if you’re still stuck in retail. \u00a0 #12 actually happened to me the other night, a homeless guy pulled out two sweaty bills and dropped a ton of nickels, dimes and quarters on the counter to pay for his $6.99 bottle of vodka. \u00a0 I Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}