{"id":1085,"date":"2015-07-21T09:32:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T16:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2015-07-21T09:32:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T16:32:06","slug":"these-real-business-names-are-incredibly-punny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1085","title":{"rendered":"These Real Business Names Are Incredibly Punny"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0 \u00a0Another great batch of creative names for businesses. \u00a0Surelock Homes!! \u00a0I love it. \u00a0 It’s a mystery how they thought of that one. \u00a0I almost want to open a business just so I could think up a creative name and make this list.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Planet of the Grapes<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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When you go inside and see the Statue of Liberty, you’ll realize Planet of the Grapes has been Earth the whole time!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Indiana Bones Temple of Groom<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Your dog will look so good after going here that it will belong in a museum.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Carl’s Pane in the Glass<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Carl can get on your nerves sometimes, but he gets the job done!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Lord of the Fries<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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You’re only allowed to order food here if you’re holding the conch.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The Merchant of Tennis<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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If you’re looking to go here, you can find it right next door to Macbeth, Bed and Beyond.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Bread Zeppelin<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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To get to this restaurant, you have to go over the hills and far away.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Codfather<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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If you want a good deal on fish and chips, they’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Lawn & Order<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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They do a good job of maintaining your lawn, but they always end up finding a dead body.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Wok This Way<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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You could choose to not go to this Aerosmith-inspired restaurant, but then you’d miss their food, and you don’t want to miss a thing.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Jean-Claude Van Man<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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This van will safely move your belongings, because none of them are expendable.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pho Shizzle<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Surprisingly, this restaurant is not owned by Snoop Dogg.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Surelock Homes<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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They guarantee your home will never be broken into by Moriarty.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Scissors Palace<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Getting your hair cut here is a real gamble.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Sofa so Good<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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They chose to sell sofas after the failure of their first business, Couch So Good.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Barber Blacksheep<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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“Barber Blacksheep, have you any wool?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“No. I’m a barber, not a sheep shearer. For the last time, Blacksheep is just a name!”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0 \u00a0Another great batch of creative names for businesses. \u00a0Surelock Homes!! \u00a0I love it. \u00a0 It’s a mystery how they thought of that one. \u00a0I almost want to open a business just so I could think up a creative name and make this list.\u00a0 Planet of the Grapes When you go inside and see the Read More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1085"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1089,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions\/1089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}