{"id":1055,"date":"2015-07-13T06:26:47","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T13:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2015-07-13T06:26:47","modified_gmt":"2015-07-13T13:26:47","slug":"customer-decisions-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1055","title":{"rendered":"Customer Decisions Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I <a href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1053\" target=\"_blank\">mentioned yesterday<\/a>, sometimes customers pick something up to buy it, then change their mind and are too damn lazy to actually put it back where they found it. \u00a0 \u00a0We find out-of-place items all the time, but these photos from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/my_weblog\/\" target=\"_blank\">Retail Hell Underground <\/a>make you wonder exactly what the decision was at the time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Last minute change on birthday gift idea.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401b7c7ad4017970b-800wi\" alt=\"Birthday\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Candy over cough drops? \u00a0The color match is awesome.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401b7c7acd1d3970b-500wi\" alt=\"Halls\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Screw this eating healthy kale crap. \u00a0ICE CREAM PLEASE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401b8d1334286970c-800wi\" alt=\"Kale\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Did she suddenly realize that potatoes were really not a good choice for a \u00a0vaginal cleanser?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401b7c7a706f2970b-800wi\" alt=\"Potatoes\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Laziness Wins!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.retailhellunderground.com\/.a\/6a00e54f10a098883401bb084a344b970d-500wi\" alt=\"LEMON\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I mentioned yesterday, sometimes customers pick something up to buy it, then change their mind and are too damn lazy to actually put it back where they found it. \u00a0 \u00a0We find out-of-place items all the time, but these photos from Retail Hell Underground make you wonder exactly what the decision was at the <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/?p=1055\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-retail-humor"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1057,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/re-tales.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}